didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

♥ 115544 — 7 minutes ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via serenely-sweet-express (source)

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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♥ 248484 — 7 minutes ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via serenely-sweet-express (source)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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♥ 106272 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via flomation (source)
sogaylikekrislay:

GOD

sogaylikekrislay:

GOD

♥ 5847 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via mrs-kwonchoidongleekang
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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

♥ 168404 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via troyesivan (source)

dayummmm bommie 

dayummmm bommie 

♥ 428 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via lovemiojo (source)

windycarnage:

thing im really good at: telling thousands of strangers on the internet about a thing im upset at

thing im really bad at: telling my closest friends about a thing im upset at

♥ 2955 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via lovemiojo (source)

major-leaque:

when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

♥ 256736 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via lovemiojo (source)
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danisnxtonfire:

It’s ok he has phil 💕

♥ 390 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via lovemiojo (source)

what a pretty territory you have, Mino

♥ 403 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via lovemiojo (source)

Sniff my face!

♥ 4065 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via lovemiojo (source)

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

♥ 535381 — 3 hours ago on 24 Apr 2014 — via lovemiojo (source)